Back by Popular Demand
Ok, don't hate me because I haven't given you any entertainment all summer... or because I'm beautiful. Basically, I decided to stop posting because I didn't think anyone cared to read all the crap I was ranting on about. I'm my own worst critic I suppose. I finally decided to get back to it when my lovely sister sent me an email of complaint on behalf of EVERYONE in her office! Is that super cool or what? Apparently, these people don't have anything better to do during the day than to hang on my every thought, hoping for a little giggle here and there.
For instance, once my sister sent me one of those stupid email forwards (and we know how I feel about those) with all these supposedly clever questions in it e.g. "If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why do they sing about him?" You guys have gotten this one before I'm sure. So being the helpful, considerate (read smart-ass) person that I am, I decided to answer them.
It was kind of nice knowing that someone was laughing with me, instead of at me like in all those Bugs Bunny nightmares. (Thanks a lot Melanie!) So I would like to thank all of the good people at the Federal Marine Terminal for getting me back at the keyboard, and for the rest of you I'm giving you my Boy Scout Oath not to abandon you again.
So there you are. I've got something brewing in my head here that will be both informative and vulgar, so be sure to check back soon.
By the way, the answer is "I bet the corn cares."
For instance, once my sister sent me one of those stupid email forwards (and we know how I feel about those) with all these supposedly clever questions in it e.g. "If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why do they sing about him?" You guys have gotten this one before I'm sure. So being the helpful, considerate (read smart-ass) person that I am, I decided to answer them.
It was kind of nice knowing that someone was laughing with me, instead of at me like in all those Bugs Bunny nightmares. (Thanks a lot Melanie!) So I would like to thank all of the good people at the Federal Marine Terminal for getting me back at the keyboard, and for the rest of you I'm giving you my Boy Scout Oath not to abandon you again.
So there you are. I've got something brewing in my head here that will be both informative and vulgar, so be sure to check back soon.
By the way, the answer is "I bet the corn cares."
posted by Beaner at 5:54 PM
6 Comments:
Finally you have decided to honor us with your wit and wisdom again!!
You are so awesome danielle, you always keep me laughing. at least i finally havea website worth putting in my favorites!!
Rachael
I love it!
Your wit keeps us goin! :)
Keep writing!
You're not dead! Kick ass.
You are too cute!
by the way... shouldnt you be giving us your "Girl Scout Oath"???
Girl Scout Oath? Are you nuts? Like I want to promise to treat all you crazies like my sister!
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