I have a dream... please don't lock me up.
So here goes.
First of all, I want to go on record as saying that I'm completely sane...or at least Mostly Harmless.
This is the weirdest dream I've ever had:
I was in a huge courtroom. There were several judges there, and they were all wearing robes and those powdered white wigs. The judges each had a little man living inside their desk. The little men were about the size of barbie dolls, and they all wore powder-blue polyester jumpsuits and roller skates. Their job was to keep the judges' desktops clean. If the desk got cluttered, a little man would rollerskate out and sweep things up.I woke up after that. It was all very strange.
I thought that this was a huge injustice. I was convinced that the judges were taking advantage of the little men. I was arguing my point, when all of the sudden, the courtroom erupted with noise and confusion. I turned around, and some hollywood people had come in and were giving out free stuff to promote the TV show "What's Happening!"
Noone cared any longer about the little men, or what I had to say because they were too busy lined up to score some free Rerun hats.
I want to again point out that I'm perfectly normal, or failing that, not capable of hurting anyone. Also, for all of you would-be dream analysts out there, I HATE "What's Happening!"
HATE HATE HATE! Always have.
I would also like to again point out to those of you who don't seem to want to believe me, I don't ALWAYS dream about Mr. T. I had one dream with Mr. T in it...and he wasn't even a main character. He barely made a cameo.
Anyway, leave your comments and tell me what you think. If you're interested, next time I'll tell you about the Mr. T dream... and maybe the Robert Stack dream.